Swimming day

Denise fleeces some kid out of his 2 AED. All you can hear is ' show me your money punk!'

Swimming day

30 degrees, and we're wearing a hat to keep cool. Yup yup yup

Support crew

They're going off!

Swimming day

The help

School swimming gala

Denise manages to rope in lou

Abu Dhabi

The youth of today! Much savvyer than we were!

Frankfurt

Due to a strike, the queue is 3 hours long!